5 worse things that your maid can do to you

All or most of us here in the Philippines have one maid in the house. I am just stating the possibility. I am not saying all Indays are like this. so here are the top 5 worse things that you maid can do to you:

1. Dis arrange your items -

I know my room isn't a candidate for the dewey decimal system of rooms but i know where i place my stuff. I really really hate it when the maid moves some stuff and I will not see that item again for another 6 months.

The most frustrating thing about this is you know the thing is there until the day you need it. You search and search and search. Just to find out that the maid has thrown it away.... O_o

2. Put some weird stuff in your food/drink

Maids usually prepare your food and sometimes drinks. I don't know anything about cooking with a pan. If i cooked my own food for a month i would most likely die of radioactive poisoning from the microwave.

90% of the food that i eat are prepared and made by the maid. This is scary because the whole time i won't know what she puts in it. She might be an evil doctor putting experimental drugs in my food. Checking if the white guy will turn black after ingesting black ink for a month. It is like putting my hand in an unknown box but instead of my hand it's my mouth. But putting my mouth in a dirty box is still better than being mutated by a microwave.

3. See you naked

The safest place to get naked is your room and/or bathroom. It is your comfort zone of nudity. You even walk around naked because of the security you feel. Until one day you forget to lock your door. Your maid gets ready to clean your room and accidentally opens your door and "ay nako sir!" and you freaking scramble for cover!

If the maid is kinda new its okay. You know she won't last long because of the trauma that you have caused her. If this happens to your super long time maid this will be a big problem. Every time you look at her you will remember her shocked faced seeing you naked body. You will have to live this out until she a.) dies b.) you leave your parents house you lazy bum.

4. Steal from you

One of the worst feelings in life is when someone steals from you. that is why Bernie Madoff is rotting in Jail. And that is why Erap went to jail. Unfortunately due to the Filipino people's short term memory, we continue our lives and let him run for the presidency AGAIN.

The maid knows your house. She knows where you put all of your items and she has the power to take it anytime she wants. If your maid is a freaking klepto you're dead. All of your "hard earned" stuff will be gone! slowly it will be milked away.

The sad thing about this is that you won't know that it is gone until it is gone. Because of the complex way that she arranges your items you will get disarrayed and find out that something is missing when it is already gone. Good thing for us we are in the Philippines and we won't feel that bad after a week.

5. Kill you

You might think it isn't possible but it is! LINK and LINK. Psychos are everywhere. Even in your own home! Just when you're sleeping comfortably at night the maid creeps in. With a freaking knife!

There are some ways to prevent this by:

a. Locking your door. Or if she is a super psycho like Jack N. in The Shining. "here's INDAY!"

b. putting a nanny cam in your house. Atleast there is video evidence on how you were killed. Maybe it can be a youtube sensation. O_O

* for the lazily gifted in reading i will post the pictures this week.