One of the creepiest posters that i have ever seen!

I don't know about you. It kinda gave me the chills. The happy colors of america plus the scary stare of that girl. shivvers!*

Couple's Retreat Cast won me over!

Kirsten Bell + Jason Bateman! OH YEA! Even if Vince Vaughn is in there it still won't matter! KIRSTEN BELL!!!!!

POWER!

Possibly the craziest movie poster ever! Small format bec. I got lazy. Sorry about that. But look at how cool the poster is. A crazy nerdy guy jumping! and the word POWER! plus there were a lot of accreditation by people at the bottom. So it must be a good movie?? haha

1st post in the last few months!

I will start off with a little known fact about men that every women should know.

exactly!

Sometimes jokes are a necessity

... its too cool to put a caption haha

due to the economy...

Another one so funny that i farted

Monday weird hero thingy!

Stupid super girl!!

How to tell if your son is gay

I laughed so hard i farted

Shark man!

At night he becomes a super hero!

Piglet is infected part 2!

Quarantine that gay pig!

O_O

interesting....

This site kicks this sites ass!!

http://interestingemailforwards.blogspot.com/

I just discovered this site and damn! it kicks my sites ass so much! It is so cool! Quote from that site....

A Woman and Man's Poem

A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t care.

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

SO coool!

Swin Flu kills something much bigger

Not only does it destroy life it kills friendships.

Why I never played real tennis

That is why parents shouldn't let your kids play real tennis! Wii is ok!

Batman daY!

Papa batman! aaahaaaay!

Find something wrong with the picture

Look.. look... THERE IT IS!

At first i thought is was the fat girl at the right side until I realized that there was a naked half naked man at the background. Weird. A fat kid out of place is the 1st thing I noticed.

I love this sign!

I wish I could use this sign whenever there are damn parents who fetch their children really late!

Batman teusday!

Merry Christmas Batman!

Wolverien movie review

Watched it last Thursday. It was okay. The action was okay. The story was so so. But there was something wrong with it that I couldn't put my finger on.

Things that made me wonder if it was a good movie:

-There were too many characters. It is quite obvious that Marvel is setting up characters like gambit for a movie. But why put a lot of really really extra mutants that does nothing?

-The good actors had to die first or had little roles. Dominic Monagham! WHY WHY WHY!!! Ryan Reynolds! Why did he just have a 10 min speaking role!!!

-The story was too predictable. Sabretooth helps wolverine in defeating a bigger enemy. Big surprise there.

-Ending differs every time you watch it. Or that is what they say. Come on! I didn't download it because I want to see the claws. And you give me one lousy ending. The movie goers that paid for the movie should get all of the endings not just one crappy ending where the walking guy gets stopped by the military that no one in the audience got!

So in conclusion Wolverine Xmen origins is a big ? to me. These 4 points has been baffling me if i will put it in my crap bin for super hero childhood movies or one of the so so super hero childhood movies.

I will just post a poster and end this blog.

Kaching kaching. that was the money that went in to their pockets not the blades.

You lucky basterd!

Brad Pitts' new movie poster looks really good. It is something about nazis and stuff. If there was an actor who could play any role it would be him. Man crush.... naaah! just jealous! damn basterd!

basterd who is sleeping with Angelina Jolie!

Best scanned paper ever

Grossness < Courage

A lot of time on their hands

As you might notice. If the 2 of you are still reading this blog(one of you just smirked). I haven't posted in a very very long time. It is because I don't have time (Or i would just like to feel that I am busy). Unlike me these people have a lot of time in their hands. I present to you ....

People who have a lot of time in their hands that they post it on the internet Part 1:

The artist that made the invisible car.

Japanese "playing" with their food.

Rednecks fighting big motorcycle corporations

People experimenting with their partner. The partner is the one calling if you didn't get what I meant.....


Jobless parents setting up a cute photo with their child and dogs. Did I just hear an awww?

its funny because its ironic

It is funny because it makes the makers of this item stupid.

My life

Every time I look at a piece of garbage that people say is art is say this. I dont wanna put more words of pix. too sad.

Hannah Montana is numbah 1!

I posted a blog about this a few weeks ago. LINK! And yea this did happen! 70 Million in 3 weeks!

That is from Yahoo movies. I might be off a few million after 3 weeks but we'll see.

* And yea I peeped on whats up with Taken. Im ashamed of that....

BMW kicks ass!

Im sorry transporter but James Bond has a bigger gun.

Watch out world! Cadet Kelly is graduating....

While pumping some iron(YEA!!!), I flipped into the disney channel and saw Cadet Kelly. This movie is a really really old disney channel movie staring Hillary Duff when she was still cute and hasn't yet turned into a horse. So basically the story is a young kid goes to summer military school and is left out. There is a dancing marching contest and she joins makes her school win and is like by everyone. What I can't believe is that this movie makes kids want to go to military school. Going to military school isnt about dancing! Clip from the movie! but first....

Couldn't find a horse that had black hair.

With moves like that the hajis have no match!

Twilight boy tells us how to be....

A few weeks ago I posted a poster of twilight girl's new movie. Link! Since I have a lot of time on my hands now I also found twilight boy's new movie poster.

This movie is milking Twilight boy's fame. His name is part of the title! And speaking of the title.... How to be.... i think it starts with the letter "g" and rhymes with the "may". We all need a little help! 1 look at that freakishly androgynous looking guitar player and we will need help!

Laziness hits movie poster making people

A few months ago I posted something about how ugly the The Ugly Truth movie will be. LINK! I found these two new posters in the internet just a few mins ago. And they are lazy (unlike the ones making Terminator: salvation army(10) and Star Trek(20? Lost count)). They just edited the one side and pasted the other. Money well spent.

Artist 1: Do you think they'll notice that we just mixed the posters?
Artist 2: Naaaah!

Laid to Rest Poster kinda turns me on

Tell me this photo isn't a litte bit sexy! Its a Michelle Monaham ( Don't know if it is spelled correctly) look a like wearing a white sando swinging a bat. It isn't horror if you put a lady with a weapon and showing off her body at the poster.

Things that I need that is in only in the internet

1. Oh Shit Not You Again Mat- Perfect for pesky kids and stupid neighbors.


2. Pope says No Condom- To stop the squatters from pooping a basketball team!

3. Blogger Says STFU car sticker- yea! I blog and I don't care what you think.

Time for a Batman Tuesday

uh... no! Its a liquid that is full of ammonia. ( i know batman isn't in this comic. But this is from a batman comic.)

Bonus points! We need!

F to the teacher who crushes the hears of pandas!

Princess is not worth it.

A few weeks ago I posted a picture of Mario drinking beer with Donkey Kong. LINK! This happened between 12:00 to 1:00

And he quits. Starts drinking and leaves the princess and turtles.

1st Friday post on Blog spot

I have nothing to do right now. And it is Friday. I may not go out later. Im such a loser... HAHA! But not really! I won something today! I won the contest that Jed had in his website! BOOYAH! Link! I get 3 movie tickets. I have no idea what to do with 3. Do i have 2 other people that I can bring along? And i get 3 months of ad in their blog. Hm.... i dnt think its appropriate for their site to post my site. hahaha! Enought ranting so here it is! the post of the minute!

I am the 8%! Dont shake their hands. Touch their crotch!

something that will not make my head hurt but my heart flutter with the nice compliment

I couldn't have said it any better.

The next top grossing movie in America!

I would bet you that this movie will be the number movie in the US! give it 3 weeks at number 1! with around 70 million dollars after it gets dethroned.

The appearance of miley cyrus and hannah montana is baffling! are they twins? or are they just identical people? WHO KNOWS!?!?!?! How did they do that? is it cgi?? OMIGASH!

Potentially funny movie uses a lot of Puns!

err.... do you really need that much text in advertising a movie about time travel??

Does anyone have any idea what this movie is about?

A poster usually has some connection to the title. Or the title of a movie usually says something about the movie. The catchphrases usually gives some evidence of what's going on in the movie. BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT?? DO THEY REALLY HAVE TO GIVE THE CHARACTERS NAME IN THE POSTER? Hi megan! hi Abby! nice to know we are going to watch about a movie about megan and abby. One of em loves neil gaman. the other loves adam moore. and it has something to do with graves? so are they going to read some comic books in the cemetery? hm.... watch oout!!

New Star Trek Poster!

Looks like something under some sheets! (i dnt know how that is suppose to be funny. Im still sick! and so is my computer!)

Batman delay! Holy late post batman!

I know some of the parts are fake but what the hey, it is still effing funny~!

* late post because of A. Sickness B. Sarah Connor Chronicles is a damn good tv show!

What every teacher needs

If i was a teacher every essay would have a stamp like this. unless you know it does make sense.

GET FREEE MOVIE TICKETS?!?!?!?!??!

HOW??? HOW????? GO to this link!! and this link!!!

And maybe this picture below!
If you cant click the links above try below! or this

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