its funny because its ironic

It is funny because it makes the makers of this item stupid.

My life

Every time I look at a piece of garbage that people say is art is say this. I dont wanna put more words of pix. too sad.

Hannah Montana is numbah 1!

I posted a blog about this a few weeks ago. LINK! And yea this did happen! 70 Million in 3 weeks!

That is from Yahoo movies. I might be off a few million after 3 weeks but we'll see.

* And yea I peeped on whats up with Taken. Im ashamed of that....

BMW kicks ass!

Im sorry transporter but James Bond has a bigger gun.

Watch out world! Cadet Kelly is graduating....

While pumping some iron(YEA!!!), I flipped into the disney channel and saw Cadet Kelly. This movie is a really really old disney channel movie staring Hillary Duff when she was still cute and hasn't yet turned into a horse. So basically the story is a young kid goes to summer military school and is left out. There is a dancing marching contest and she joins makes her school win and is like by everyone. What I can't believe is that this movie makes kids want to go to military school. Going to military school isnt about dancing! Clip from the movie! but first....

Couldn't find a horse that had black hair.

With moves like that the hajis have no match!

Twilight boy tells us how to be....

A few weeks ago I posted a poster of twilight girl's new movie. Link! Since I have a lot of time on my hands now I also found twilight boy's new movie poster.

This movie is milking Twilight boy's fame. His name is part of the title! And speaking of the title.... How to be.... i think it starts with the letter "g" and rhymes with the "may". We all need a little help! 1 look at that freakishly androgynous looking guitar player and we will need help!

Laziness hits movie poster making people

A few months ago I posted something about how ugly the The Ugly Truth movie will be. LINK! I found these two new posters in the internet just a few mins ago. And they are lazy (unlike the ones making Terminator: salvation army(10) and Star Trek(20? Lost count)). They just edited the one side and pasted the other. Money well spent.

Artist 1: Do you think they'll notice that we just mixed the posters?
Artist 2: Naaaah!

Laid to Rest Poster kinda turns me on

Tell me this photo isn't a litte bit sexy! Its a Michelle Monaham ( Don't know if it is spelled correctly) look a like wearing a white sando swinging a bat. It isn't horror if you put a lady with a weapon and showing off her body at the poster.

Things that I need that is in only in the internet

1. Oh Shit Not You Again Mat- Perfect for pesky kids and stupid neighbors.


2. Pope says No Condom- To stop the squatters from pooping a basketball team!

3. Blogger Says STFU car sticker- yea! I blog and I don't care what you think.

Time for a Batman Tuesday

uh... no! Its a liquid that is full of ammonia. ( i know batman isn't in this comic. But this is from a batman comic.)

Bonus points! We need!

F to the teacher who crushes the hears of pandas!

Princess is not worth it.

A few weeks ago I posted a picture of Mario drinking beer with Donkey Kong. LINK! This happened between 12:00 to 1:00

And he quits. Starts drinking and leaves the princess and turtles.

1st Friday post on Blog spot

I have nothing to do right now. And it is Friday. I may not go out later. Im such a loser... HAHA! But not really! I won something today! I won the contest that Jed had in his website! BOOYAH! Link! I get 3 movie tickets. I have no idea what to do with 3. Do i have 2 other people that I can bring along? And i get 3 months of ad in their blog. Hm.... i dnt think its appropriate for their site to post my site. hahaha! Enought ranting so here it is! the post of the minute!

I am the 8%! Dont shake their hands. Touch their crotch!

something that will not make my head hurt but my heart flutter with the nice compliment

I couldn't have said it any better.

The next top grossing movie in America!

I would bet you that this movie will be the number movie in the US! give it 3 weeks at number 1! with around 70 million dollars after it gets dethroned.

The appearance of miley cyrus and hannah montana is baffling! are they twins? or are they just identical people? WHO KNOWS!?!?!?! How did they do that? is it cgi?? OMIGASH!

Potentially funny movie uses a lot of Puns!

err.... do you really need that much text in advertising a movie about time travel??

Does anyone have any idea what this movie is about?

A poster usually has some connection to the title. Or the title of a movie usually says something about the movie. The catchphrases usually gives some evidence of what's going on in the movie. BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MOVIE ABOUT?? DO THEY REALLY HAVE TO GIVE THE CHARACTERS NAME IN THE POSTER? Hi megan! hi Abby! nice to know we are going to watch about a movie about megan and abby. One of em loves neil gaman. the other loves adam moore. and it has something to do with graves? so are they going to read some comic books in the cemetery? hm.... watch oout!!

New Star Trek Poster!

Looks like something under some sheets! (i dnt know how that is suppose to be funny. Im still sick! and so is my computer!)

Batman delay! Holy late post batman!

I know some of the parts are fake but what the hey, it is still effing funny~!

* late post because of A. Sickness B. Sarah Connor Chronicles is a damn good tv show!