2 Movie Reviews

I have 30 mins before i leave and go to a thing. I watched these movies late at night this week. I am vague on the details but I know what was going on. So here it goes.

1. I hope they serve beer in hell.

not a good poster either

This movie is like a slow roller coaster ride with only 1 loop. Every scene you expect something awesome but you end up getting disappointed because of the slow movement of the story. There are around 4 to 5 scenes that they should have done better. Even if it is "based on a true story", the director should have tweaked some scenes to make it damn funny.

hey wake up. My last scene was kinda funny.

On the upside there were 2 scenes that were noteworthy. 1. The jail scene. 2. The poop scene. They are so gross that it's funny. It is like the humor in Planet Terror but less eating human more of poop and vomit.

Overall I would give this movie 2 pen clicks and a check. (I have no idea what that rating is. I am just so sleepy.)

2. Couples retreat

3 unfunny couples. oh wait!

Several months ago I made a poster review about this movie (LINK or lack thereof). What I didn't realize was that there was a 4th couple. This picture that I have posted includes them. It's a little bit racist that the black couple is at the back and is embedded with the background.

My lack of sleep is not making my creative juices make transition sentence into the next sentence that I will be writing from the 1st paragraph. This movie is an all star cast. Unfortunately, the directing and the script of this movie is kinda shallow and dull. I was expecting more of a R rated jokes from Vince Vaughn and Jason Bateman.

The good side about this movie is Kristen Bell in a bikini. I know that she already wore a bikini and a sex scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. but these were the only parts that made me watch the movie and John Reno. (super run on sentence) John Reno was funny in this movie. The guru something something. From an uptight French dude he became an enlightened master in this movie.

This scene happens 2 or 3 more times in the movie.

I would rate this movie 2 1/2 donkey statues because of the bikinis.