What every teacher needs

If i was a teacher every essay would have a stamp like this. unless you know it does make sense.

GET FREEE MOVIE TICKETS?!?!?!?!??!

HOW??? HOW????? GO to this link!! and this link!!!

And maybe this picture below!
If you cant click the links above try below! or this

http://www.reeladvice.net/2009/03/win-sm-movie-tickets-at-reel-advice.html
http://www.reeladvice.net/2009/03/win-sm-movie-tickets-at-reel-advice.html
http://www.reeladvice.net/2009/03/win-sm-movie-tickets-at-reel-advice.html
http://www.reeladvice.net/2009/03/win-sm-movie-tickets-at-reel-advice.html

This movie poster had me sold until....

The movie poster looks really cool. Simple and funny. Kinda like Zack and Miri make a porno. But unfortunately movies that Katherine Heigl appear must suck somehow.

They show their faces in the poster. This ruins the whole movie for me. I dislike Katherine Heigl. Even if she has great breasts, I think she still sucks. She isn't funny at all! And I cannot imagine Mr. Sparta on the right being funny. If only if... he does a cameo of 300 in this movie will I like this movie. I bet he will be an adonis in this movie, meaning a handsome quircky guy that the women chase after.(This is a fact because all of Dr. Izzy's male counter part is like that)

My hopes of watching a funny movie fails and is replaced by another romantic love comedy (girl hates guy, girl falls to guy, guy does something stupid, girl forgives, happy ending. Replace guy with girl if necessary).

something fishy about the new Nicholas Cage movie....

Artist: It is not plagiarism if you remove the alien hand and put the title at the bottom.

This is the reason why i love being a tourist

You can post any way you want and no one knows you.

My childhood is teased again!

Once again Hollywood teases my childhood cartoons. I still cannot find a trailer for this. Those producers better not make this another shit hole movie.

Another kid with a cool name! WIN WIN WIN!

See! Add starwars to it and it is COOL! SUPER WIN!!!

Micheal Cera is so cool!

He is the anti Dane cook! He does not over act, funny and no stupid sex scenes (reverse that and its Dane Cook). And his new trailer movie with Jack Black is promising!! and funny! haha!

Recession hits our tv prop

Sad how we can just paint the black 360 ear thingy and it becomes the future communicator.

Honest crook

Rober Dutu should burn, for several reasons that i will not mention because of laziness.

I think its time for batman!

But isn't she a woman batman? unless its robin wearing a wig and a dress!!

Favorite Terminator poster

Half a dozen posters have come out for the new Terminator movie. This one is my favorite. I feel that this movie will be really good. The Christian Bale outburst really made me feel that this movie is going to be good. If you havn't heard of it i will post it later at the bottom. It is so funny. Watch the Micheal Cera version. It is way funnier. Its hard being professional. hahaha! so anyway the only downside of this is that Arny isn't in it. Darn. If he was only there then this movie would be perfect!


Christian Bale


Micheal Cera (HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH)

Childhood book becomes a movie!!

Kid: I want some hair there too! WAAAA!

I don't know about you guys but I remember this book when I was young. I remember looking at the cover of this book in the freaking London Library (not really, it's just some library in London), Sosi! ahahha! I never read this book back then when I first saw it. But a few years ago I looked into this book. Its about some kid being a bitch. Yea a bitch. So he goes into a dimension that is full of monsters. In the end he realizes that he is in fact a little bitch. And the ending there is a lesson. I hope this movie is good. Hollywood I spit on you if you make this movie shit. You have already destroyed my childhood memories with the 2 green apes movies that you call Hulk, the street fighter chun-li tease that was just a big pile of vomit and then freaking dragon ball. WITH YOU KRIRIN! DAMN YOU! the bald monk makes the show funny when Gouku was young. So the point of this post is that this movie should be nice. Or else there will be a pissed up blogger. (i am being like the little bitch in the book. )

Mario throws in the towel.

After several dozen castles and barrels to jump on Mario quits saving the princess and retires. Mari gives searching for the princess drain his pipes( if you know what i mean). Takes a beer with his adversary Donkey Kong while having a smoke.

Q: What is the last name of Yoda?

Laugh you will!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

A: Yodalehihu!

NYAK NYAK NYAK! Donated by Ken Cayunda. Be cornied to him you shall!

The nicole rape case thingy

I got this post from my cousin who by the way is a lawyer.

Link: http://robty.multiply.com/journal/item/612/Nicole_did_not_fail_us._The_justice_system_did.

Nicole did not fail us. The justice system did.

Sen. Francis Pangilinan's words, not mine. But I completely agree with him.

Let's one thing straight: We are not the victims here. She is.

We've never been raped. Never been exposed to an overblown media circus.
Never been agitated in court. Never been harassed by reporters, lawyers and embassy men.
So when someone like Korina Sanchez announces on her AM radio station that Nicole is a disgrace to Filipino women everywhere (translated from tagalog), you can't help but shudder.
So this is justice, this is hate.
It's no wonder she left the country.

We are not the victims here. Yet, we are the ones who cannot forgive.
Here we are, sitting in our armchairs, waving our nation's flags, our gender's hopes, our nurtured concepts of justice.
But the thing is, we did nothing.
We let people like Raul Gonzalez change the prosecutors of the case.
We let people like NSA Norberto Gonzales change custody of Smith in the dead of the night.
We let the US embassy exert pressure on Nicole by withdrawing her US VISA.
We allowed countless women like Nicole to be gobbled up by the system, by the politics.
So who are we to judge?
Who are we to cast the first stone?

Truth be told, we've already used her up.
We got the conviction - which allowed us to question the VFA in the Supreme Court.
We got the Supreme Court decision.
What more do we want?
Maybe just more blood, sweat and tears.

what can we do?
Right now, if you really care for Nicole, you will support the drafting of a disbarment complaint against Daniel Smith's lawyer.
Why?
At the time of the affidavit (March 12), Evalyn Ursua was still Nicole's lawyer. She was only fired last Monday (March 16).
Smith's lawyer violated a cardinal rule of legal ethics by talking to Nicole behind her lawyer's back.
Why is this unethical? The legal reason is that it undermines a fellow attorney's ability to handle her client's case. It's a form of disrespect for a colleague.
The practical reason is to prevent people from being tricked since the best defense against the opposing lawyer, is your own lawyer.

In the case of Camacho v. Pangulayan, a UP law professor accused some lawyers of directly negotiating with his clients in order to obtain an amicable settlement.
In effect, they ignored him even though he was the counsel on record.
The Court agreed with the professor and said that the failure to inform opposing counsel is an inexcusable violation of the canons of professional ethics and in utter disregard of a duty owing to a colleague.
The erring lawyer was suspended from the practice of law for three months.

Fast forward to the present:
Smith's lawyer prepares a statement, has a junior associate (who, by the way, is a UP law graduate) notarize the document, and then asks Nicole to sign it as a condition for the release of her VISA and 100,000 pesos.
All this WITHOUT EVER consulting her counsel on record. If Nicole had a lawyer, she might still have signed the affidavit. But it would have never looked this bad. Take a look at paragraphs 6-10, which incorporate all the arguments the defense raised during trial. ALL OF THEM. And then take a look at the last sentence of the affidavit: "I would rather risk public outrage than do nothing to help the court in ensuring that justice is served." The sentence brings a whole new low to the legal profession. I admit I am ashamed of what we have become. Nicole left everything behind so she could start anew, and I don't blame her. Not one bit.

So. Yea I agree with this. All i can say is that....



LAWYERED! BOOYAH!

In related news to star wars....

TOYODA! TOYODA! TOYODA!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA! See! even a hooter girl (someone who is already interesting) became even more interesting if you put something "star warsy" to it!

Everything is cooler if you put starwars in it...

It is a fact that if you put anything related to Star Wars it becomes cooler.


Don't get me wrong. The picture of the two dogs flying is already cool. But put in something "star warsy" to it and it becomes a whole new level of cool.


KablamO!!! It becomes a whole lot cooler! The two flying dogs become the things that the storm troopers use in killing e-woks!




Two bears getting ready to kick each others ass is really really cool! What can make it cooler?

Even with my crappy paint job it still looks cooler than the normal pic. It beats the previous picture with two bears kicking each other "bear" knuckle. So guess which one is the dad! HAHA!


I was attempting to put a Darth Vader mask on my head pic. Unfortunately I have a skill of a frog riding a bike in editing photos.

One of my former student died today

.... i never thought that one of my students would die before me. Sad. Out of the 300+ (rough estimate) students i have i never thought that I would lose one so soon. It wasn't sudden because everyone knew that he had cancer. So I was kinda expecting it. I even saw him with a mask and without hair. I dnt know how to end sad blogs. I dnt even know how to end funny blogs. I just know that i dnt know how to type dnt correctly.

What is pusang hilaw in english?

This is such a bad photoship job.

This post is donated by Bonerector. Its his 1st try. Give him a break!!

yes... another post teen movie

Exactly what Bledel is now experiencing with her career.

So that is.... 5 this yr? What are they? Search it on your own. Im too lazy.

So... its kinda like stories during the bedtime?

Wish here wish that. We wish we would forget Pluto Nash!

Eddie Murphy's New Movie is about a kid who makes wishes and comes true. Wait a minute! Didn't this movie come out a few months ago. And It starred Adam Sandler?? It was called bed time stories? But it is a role reversal. Adam Sandler was a blue collard worker and here Eddie Murphy is an executive. Oh darn. Now I'm a racist.

Twilight girl eats cake

You know what's sad about being in a cult fiction movie? Most of the time you stick to being that character your whole life.

Harry potter = Daniel Radcliffe
Troy Bolton = Zach Efron
Joker = Heath Ledger
Okay.... I can't think of anything clever anymore. If you can good for you.

So back to the main point, Bella(? im not sure.) Is now eating cake instead of being a vampire tease slave girl with a more macho automobile that his counter part vampire partner.

If you havn't gotten the main point. It is that I am making fun of the twilight girl and all of that is twilight.

Crank 2: High Volate Posters!

Angas Poster number 1

Even after falling from a helicopter Jason Statham is back for Crank 2! I guess the fall from a helicopter isn't enough. I bet Jason Statham is related to Chuck Norris. He must be torn skin of Chuck Norris that grew to a human being. I know, I know Chuck Norris doesn't shed or gets cut. But it might be self inflicted so that he can spread? I have said too much!!!! I must hide!

Angas poster number 2! This is just the intro of the movie.

Why the few posts lateley?

Well I blame the economy. Due to the economic crisis around the world I cannot blog frequently. Why? Because these things are happening that makes me wanna blog less...

1. Depression - people feel down these past few months. They have to save because they might get layed off or don't get any sales. Meaning they cannot spend! No more happy food. No more things that will make you temporarily happy.

I bet this guy is feeling depressed.

2. Take Over by big Companies - In the Philippines there are around a handful of super rich tycoons that if one of them feels like being an asshole a good part of the country will suffer. I will not name any names because I might get threatened. But right now there is a feud that is happening between these 2 big super powers. And it is making the stock market f^ked up! the people are buying and selling when they clearly should just do nothing.

Sadly this will be happening. And the Philippines will be the cause of it.

3. People that are spending so much money - I know a handful of people who doesn't feel the economic hit. They go to other countries and spend thousands and thousands of dollars on stuff. This doesn't depress me! It makes me jealous! DAMN THEM! hahaha! and maybe a little depressed because some of them might not get thru to the crisis due to their habit.

This is just their maids pet cat!

Batman post of the week

Err..... Yea i know im losing my touch.... haha!

Things Darth Vader could during retirement

F1 Driver

Be a bowling Champion

Learn how to use a cellphone from Japanese girls

Spend time with his child

Be a Beer Model

1st Batman Post for blogspot

Robin: Really? I just thought this was our Thursday suits.

1st post!

A milestone in oiger history. This has been my 3rd move ever since I started blogging. And to entertain you guys and myself I will give you a riddle.

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

you can guess where i go thi riddle....