I don't have a car on certain days. And while walking I have devised 5 reasons why I want to walk.
The morning air in the Philippines is quite nice. For some reason I enjoy it in the morning and can't taste the pollution. Maybe I am already filled with toxins in my body to notice it but the air is relaxing. It's cold and has a weird Filipino smell. The smell of beach minus the ocean smell. No I am not high in the am. This is just the mind of a half asleep man.
2. Beauty Parlors are still closed
Fact #1 beauty parlors open near noon.
Fact #2 95% of the beauty parlors are run buy gays.
Fact#3 gay beauticians are loud.
Fact#4 I have been harassed by a gay beautician (another story no link yet).
Fact#5 I have come to hate loud gay people, especially gay beauticians.
Fact#6 In the am there are no gay beauticians
3. sleepy crazy people
Morning is a good time to be crazy. There are a lot of people who are still half awake and trying to wake up their own way. So there are a lot of people that you can see waking themselves up using their own way.
This happened to me this morning. As I was walking pass this furniture shop one of the guards stood up and shouted "AH YIS!" with the Bisaya accent and all. Not only did it wake them up. It woke me up too. Good job crazy security guard.
4. No Jeepney Drivers
By foot I arrive at work in 10 mins. By car I reach work in 5mins. But in those 10mins I don't deal with the crazy jeepney drivers. It takes me 5 whole minutes of honking and over taking to reach work. The stress of this is just frustrating. Walking is a totally different. You walk in front of the jeeps and they stop for you. You walk slower they don't move. It is a small payback. I have to find all of my victories!!! sue me!!!
5. I wake up earlier
Usually this happens in the am. ZZZZZZ snooze ZZZZZZZ snooze ZZZZ snoooze FUUUUUUU! But when I am walking I wake up earlier because I know that I am going to be late no matter what. So yea. This is a lame reason but at least I have a reason for walking.
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